I came back from a business trip to the Amelia Island Plantation Resort in Amelia Island, Florida.

Yeah, I’d never heard of it either.  Apparently it’s about 30 minutes from the Jacksonville airport.  I talked to a few people from Florida before the trip, and even they didn’t know of this supposed “amelia island”.

I went for a webmaster’s boot camp with Forrester Research company.  They specialize in web analytics and research; technological stuff, y’know?

Yeah, neither do I.

For all I know, it was a brainwashing camp that trained me to be a super assassin for crazy covert operations overseas. hmm…sounds scary, but at least i’d have cool skills…like ‘numchuk skills’.  i bet they taught me those too.

i wonder if they taught me ninja star throwing technique.  i’ve always wanted to learn how to do that.  oh this is such coolness!  i got all kindsa ninja moves in my head!  I can’t wait for the secret trigger that sends me into super-killer-death-blow-assassin mode!

well, i’m off to bed.  man, all that brainwashing has made me get sleepy sooner.  til next time, you two kids in Norway.  and no, i’m not going to send you any peanut butter.